the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
(Source: narvaezs)
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When the President essentially said DFTBA.
My emotions cannot handle this. I was actually screaming.File under: Things we were not anticipating.
Mike Campau
Introspection: Alice Cooper, Jeff Dunham, Verne Troyer, Cedric the Entertainer, Danny Trejo
a good yardstick for how drunk you were is whether you tried to buy music off itunes on your phone
damn shorty got an ass like most of it’s behind a paywall and i can’t even be bothered to sign up for a free 21-day trial
If your erection lasts longer than two hours contact your doctor so he can high five ya and hang a medal off that sweet fuckin rod
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Alex.
Beer.
Yes. My last name is actually Beer.
Beer.
Yes. My last name is actually Beer.
